Tortoise

Woman 60 years plus on the hunt for younger man.

She is a tortoise, her new boyfriend is 22 and she is 63

by crimson2435chin123 July 8, 2020

TORTIANA

The big homie. They really cool when they wanna chill with you. If they ain’t chill then they hangry. She is almost always named paul.

Wassup TORTIANA wanna play cod.

by Mike_oxlawn September 20, 2020

Tortillaing

The act of secretly throwing many corn and/or flour tortillas on somebody’s lawn. Tortillaing is just like TP-ing someone’s house but with tortillas instead!

This trend began when a group of friends wanted to throw quesadillas on lawns but discovered that would be too expensive so they settled for tortillas. Dressed in all black with tortilla masks, the “tortilla bandits” threw tortillas on every seniors lawn throughout their senior year making it the best senior prank ever!

The tortilla bandits went tortillaing every week for months until everyone in their class had gotten tortillas on their lawn!

by tortillabandit21 October 23, 2020

tortla

Guy with huge dick

He is tortla

by Trtla October 27, 2020

Tortilla’s tortitties

Best groupchat ever! They are the blueprint, no one compares.

Fia: I love the tortilla’s tortitties!
Louis: me too, they trended LOUIS CALL LIAM
Harry: ttgc rights

by harrysmedicine October 30, 2020

Tort

Romanian word for cake

Did you bring the tort ?

by David the romanian November 2, 2020

Tortle

Tortles

Mysterious creatures

Eats: Potato Chips

Drinks: Sea Water
Temperament(males): Salty and aggressive

Temperament(females): Super vicious
Favourite thing to do: "Play in the end :D" -Magic_Tortle

Tortles are very mysterious creatures that play in the end

by tabither November 23, 2020