Slack Twat

When a woman becomes lazy and doesn't shave, wash or take proper care of her vagina

I pulled down her pants and bammm, she had a slack twat

by Matt Harding April 14, 2008

Twat Butcher

One who obilterate's a females twat so it is unrecognizable

It looks like her pussy got hit by a train. Your a damn twat butcher.

by GMonty February 18, 2009

Twat Scum

Someone with a nasty vagina. Stinky, smelly, crotch rot.

LaTuna needs to wash herself because I can smell her twat scum from here!

by Raven Moan April 28, 2009

twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

by Sandersein June 18, 2006

Twilight Twat

A teenage girl who obviously is a fan of Twilight.

"Man, check out all that Twilight Twat!"

by CDlustscats February 15, 2010

twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

by Gaviiii March 11, 2008

traffic twat

the female equivalent to cock block

Katie: I'm totally gonna hook up with Andrew tonight!
*Helen approaches*
Helen: Hey Katie! I bought us this boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs...we have to watch it tonight!

Helen is thus a traffic twat because she prevented Katie from getting ass tonight.

by Twatty McGiggles August 31, 2010