Uterus Turd

A baby, especially one which is unwanted.

I'm not going to be held back by some uterus turd.

by tulsacub July 03, 2011

Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Front Turd

A black penis, derived from the fact it looks like a turd coming out of the front of a black man

I heard Susan likes front turds.

by Per-Erik December 11, 2014

Turd Torpedo

A gigantic piece of turd that you let out in a public or private pool and sinks into the bottom of the pool.

Holy sh!t my sister let out a friggin turd torpedo in my friends pool!!!

by Pinchmeshanigans March 05, 2009

oaf turd

someone who is a complete flaming asshole, remids you of an oaf, and smells like turd.

That Mexican is such an oaf turd !!

by Dat Wang February 22, 2009

Third Turd

any political candidate who enters a race as a spoiler.

any political candidate that despite the inability to win still demands loyalty and wasted votes

any political candidate who loses a primary and then spoils the race either by write in vote, or by switching to a third turd party.

man can you believe Jones lost the election because of this third turd Homer?

I am not voting for this third turd!

can you believe this Third Turd thinks he can win this thing, what a real Turd!

by Loyal to the Party October 05, 2012

turd magnets

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

by boggler March 19, 2005