trout

Semi- duragatory term used to call someone out for annoying or disgraceful activities.

Obviously people hate you, you are constantly being such a trout.

You have owed me money for two weeks now. Quit being a trout, and give it to me already.

by Velocirod June 3, 2016

trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 22, 2018

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

Trout

A category of freshwater fish.

The population of trout is highly affected by any form of event. (e.g the fall of Rome, the 2008 housing crisis, Valve finally releasing half life 3.)

Trout can also be used as a weapon given the appropriate circumstances.

Being attacked with a Trout is capable of immense injury to one’s self esteem and public image, should being slapped with a Trout not be expected of the Trout-slapped individual in question.

Subject #1: sus! sus! only in ohio!

Subject #2: Sit and fold yourself. Lest I strike you upside the head with a Trout. Damned clown.

by SUPER BALLS MAN. June 28, 2023

Trout

Slang/euphemism for the female genitalia, however sometimes used as a greeting in place of mate or pal.

Example 1:Get your fucking trout out love.
Example 2:Aup trout, how’s it going?

by Dan davis August 30, 2022