Tornado Top

A variant of the act of fellatio in which the person giving top creates such a strong suction that a tornado forms inside the mouth and gives the Gluck Gluck treatment.

Yo bro, last night gave me that tornado top so good that my pubes got pulled off.

by Popeyes47495736 January 30, 2021

Dirty tornado

When someone eats a lot of laxatives and shits while spinning around cause poop to go everywhere

Hey bro why are you covered in shit?

Dude my girlfriend wouldn’t shut up so I made her do the dirty tornado

by Chloe.λπλ March 14, 2021

laugh tornado

When the Chiba got you so twisted that a small, sometimes trivial joke sweeps you and everyone else in the room away in straight laughter.

That one time we got so high and you told me the joke about your mom...had me laughing so hard I cried and couldn’t control it, got swept up in a laugh tornado.

by RTHandle March 26, 2021

Czernecki Tornado

When a person comes into a messy business situation with a lot of variables, and builds it into a usable system and creates value. Like a reverse tornado, which instead of distroying, it builds, just as quickly as a real tornado destroys .

I had a meeting and John went full blown Czernecki Tornado in the meeting. Now everything is sorted.

by Aspiring reverse tornado April 16, 2021

Tongue Tornado

When a girl with a tongue ring is blowing you so vigorously it comes undone and starts dangerously swirling around your dick like debris in a twister.

"Fuck man, things were going alright, but then her tongue ring came out and turned that shit into a tongue tornado. I ended up having to go to the ER."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

Fart Tornado

When 4 or more people surround someone, bend over, and take turns farting on them - in a clockwise order. (Counter clockwise would be the Australian Fart Tornado)

Oh man, I'm going to get back at Joseph for eating my sandwich, I am getting my crew and we will give him a Fart Tornado!

by Bungleism July 27, 2022

tornado

Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.

There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real

"Oh hey bob"

"Hey john"

"tornado"

"What"

John is now dead

by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022