Toot Toot

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming

When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”

by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025

Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled

person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021

Toot

Grab small titties (cup size A - B)

Yeah she was pretty flat - it was only a toot

by Thebasilisk February 14, 2020

toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

by Krearyal February 18, 2017

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

Toot

A Chong

Where’s my toot

by DARREN GEESUS November 21, 2024

lemon toot

something you make up to make a friend feel dumb!

“Veronica is an idiot, I had her searching up the word lemon toot for an hour”

by mixmastermark July 12, 2018