saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack

You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.

by Bobswally buckenfach March 14, 2016

Teddy

Ellie’s best friend that is amazing and makes her happy :DDD

Teddy is amazing

by Ellie Is Alive February 23, 2021

teddy

sexxxxy

like your teddy

by asdfgbhjuygvbnhgfdertyuikjmn March 22, 2019

Teddy

the cutest person ever
so so so sweet and funny
pretty quiet but he opens up fast
brunette usually

“ have you seen Teddy?”
“ he’s a teddy bear”

by :) anonymous April 6, 2022

Teddy

A very sexy individual who works out for milfs, women over the age of 30, women w kids

Teddy is finds Alice mutio peng

by Hgghv888 November 22, 2021

Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019

Teddy

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.

Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on

by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020