Dead Horse

A name for a person who declines an invitation to a social situation or event, without a valid excuse. Usually occurs when someone is invited out but decides to stay in for the night simply because they are "kind of tired".

Mike: Hey Brad I'm on my way I'll be at your place in 20 mins to start pregaming.

Brad: Where is Will? I thought he said he was coming?

Mike: Nah he is being a dead horse. He decided to stay in by himself and solojerk to Netflix instead. F him

Brad: F it

by Skydiver November 19, 2014

horse girl

1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the fucking time. She draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has sex with horses.

That fucking horse girl could not stop talking about a fucking horse jump!

by birdsdeservenocake April 6, 2006

horse farts

Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.

My wife has horse farts.

by KNOB February 5, 2004

horse doodling

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.

Grif was horse doodling in the base.

by ngamer007 May 13, 2005

A Dead Horse

An amateur bowling team from the New Founders League at Double Decker Lanes in Rohnert Park, California. They didn't really do that well in their first season (Winter 2010)

Man: "Hi Rose, How did your team do in league last night?"

Rose: "We beat A Dead Horse... again."

by curly666 May 4, 2011

horse cock

Slang used by electricians. It is a tube of braided metal coupling that is flexible and used to grip multiple conductors together in 1 conduit

Gary: “Hey John, do you have a horse cock? This area keeps vibrating and I need to squeeze these two wires.”

John: “Sorry Gary I don’t, I had a horse cock but my kid started playing with it and got his fingers stuck, so I had to grab my Dremel and cut it off.”

by Frank Fappa July 5, 2020

Horse Cheese

A comment of distaste to a certain situation, usually used to insult.

- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"

"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."

by Bishops Stortford December 26, 2011