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by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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Timber Lakes Timber Ridge

A neighborhood in the Woodlands, Texas, north of Houston. Master-planned in the 70's. Below sea-level, so it's flooded a lot. Some may call it a "ghet-to" place to live, because it is. But atleast they have sidewalks...most of the time. Divided in half, the west side generally nicer and less dangerous than the east. Many strange and not-so-strange accidents do occur a lot. There have been incidents of: stabbing, fires set to cars, kidnappings, rare murders, hit and runs on a mailbox, fires set to lawns, car jacking, among others.The park is a nice place during the day, but at night teenagers go there to smoke, drink, or hangout, though it is right next to a fire station. The pool is an essential place to be in the summer, as everyone goes there to swim or be with friends in the hot and humid Texas weather. Various parties are held in the woods. Most houses are one story, and people enjoy sitting outside. Mixed opinions about this neighborhood, based on which side they live on.
1: Hey, what neighborhood do you live in?
2: Timber Lakes Timber Ridge.
1: Isn't it ghetto over there?
2: Depends on which side.
by Yellow1234567890 December 10, 2012
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Timolee Shampoo

A sex position when the male rubs his crap in his partners hair then lights it on fire. Then puts it out with his jizz
What George Burns did to Hillier Clinton, Timolee Shampoo
by Pablo Ortiz April 5, 2010
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justin timberlake

by jon wang frum middletown ny December 2, 2004
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timelessnessness

A word to describe the ultimate timelessness of the perfume "Deliciousness" by CobraKlein (Available at JC Penny's)
Uncover something; something delicious. Something elegant, something sexual, something unbroken...Something unpredictable... A fragrance that isn't worn, it is beckoned.

Drift away on a cloud of bubbles... experience timelessnessness (Deliciousness),
by His Guy Friday May 19, 2010
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timber mode

Getting so drunk that it's hard to walk or stand and you are falling over.
by Keatzal October 13, 2010
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thimble kissing

When you place a thimble on the head of the penis, open mouth kiss it, and then use your mouth to transfer it to the mouth of the penis owner.
I see you watched Peter Pan one too many times and decided to make thimble kissing x-rated.q
by Spanky Mac Spankykins June 29, 2014
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