The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.
Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!
by Jeremyhotpepper June 04, 2011
someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.
john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
by JaCk Is ZeStY May 03, 2023
by Chavland101 November 09, 2019
When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.
Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!
by TheGote September 06, 2012
The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
by candy ass124 January 19, 2010
Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
by CatMac February 06, 2014
man1 "hey baby fancy given me head?"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"
by grace oblong February 23, 2011