Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023

touching mushrooms

When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's

Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?

by Jigglydick September 13, 2019

Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.

"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"

by Blucas02 February 8, 2017

Stranger Touch

A game which you play with 2+ players where the players touch strangers and aim not to get caught. Bonus points for creepiness, pinning the blame on a friend or touching seemingly scary people.
NB Best played drunk

"I just got caught stranger touching that guy. Looks like its game over for me."

by guesshoomuthafka July 17, 2014

touching party

Party where Germans touch one another. Aka orgy

Bob: what are you doing tonight?

Ben: I'm going to a touching party. Want to come?

by HeydudeGerman67 February 20, 2017

touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

touching teeth

When a gentleman or gentlelady, gently touches his/her teeth on to their corresponding subject, gently.

I wasn't going to bite you, I was just 'touching teeth'.

by MeatenTuvej December 5, 2017