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Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.
Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.
by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019
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funny touching

When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.
Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!
by bikergang420 April 23, 2019
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touching mushrooms

When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's
Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?
by Jigglydick September 13, 2019
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Trumps touch

When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.
He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.
by Zariza January 31, 2020
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Heart Touch

Something that touches your heart so much that your mind says heart touch.
*someone posted a picture, art, music or something creative*
this is so heart touch/ heart touch
by hossanxmmxv July 9, 2020
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The magic touch

The ability to make something work when no one else can.
I can’t get the car to start, (friend) let me give it a go, I got the magic touch. (Car starts)
by Davonator July 31, 2020
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touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.
my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'
by slash4 August 9, 2020
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