Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.
Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker
by Nygma February 4, 2015
Get the granola smokermug. 
One who enjoys the pleasant hobby of using an e-cigarette (or personal vaporizer), as an alternative to smoking regular cigarettes. A non-obnoxious alternative to the classic 'vapist'!
'That girl vapes with such a chilled out cool about her... Not a care in the world! So glad she's a casual e-smoker rather than an annoying vapist... '
by Batman13 July 13, 2016
Get the E-smokermug. A person, usually male, who routinely defeats and dominates their opponent to the point of embarrassment and humiliation.
by Ole' Sid May 21, 2018
Get the Fool Smokermug. (noun)
A person who does not allow themselves to pursue the one they love because they are afraid of messing things up and losing them.
A person who does not allow themselves to pursue the one they love because they are afraid of messing things up and losing them.
by bellbottom October 19, 2021
Get the daisy chain smokermug. 1. People who actively burn penis or penises and proceed to suck on it.
2. Another name for a toothy blow job.
2. Another name for a toothy blow job.
by Side Burny’s May 12, 2020
Get the Cock Smokermug. A smoker furnace in the hit game Minecraft was only to be used for cooking food. But nowadays, people who stand on it are now considered submissive and breedable.
Person 1: *standing on a smoker furnace*
Person 2: Aww, so you are submissive and breedable.
Person 1: what the fuck no i am not
Person 2: your standing on a smoker furnace
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Aww, so you are submissive and breedable.
Person 1: what the fuck no i am not
Person 2: your standing on a smoker furnace
Person 1: Oh.
by harveyisperson October 21, 2022
Get the smoker furnacemug.