A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019
Get the Simon Carrmug. An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
by Kirstie May 20, 2004
Get the Simon Cowellmug. by Dan Simmonds March 23, 2005
Get the Simon Marchantmug. A state of mind,
Somewhat like simon says,
Except everything they say is either nnot nearly as good as your, you've done it better, long, harder etc. or it wasn't even worth doing and you should be ashamed for having done such a thing this person would not do.
Thus, this creates the illusion of over-confidence and an ego much to big for said person.
Somewhat like simon says,
Except everything they say is either nnot nearly as good as your, you've done it better, long, harder etc. or it wasn't even worth doing and you should be ashamed for having done such a thing this person would not do.
Thus, this creates the illusion of over-confidence and an ego much to big for said person.
by Darkageon February 16, 2009
Get the Simon Complexmug. American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.
The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.
Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.
The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.
Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.
by Cnnicholas June 4, 2021
Get the Simone Bilesmug. by Anonymous April 1, 2003
Get the Simon Groommug. While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.
by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021
Get the Dirty Simonmug.