A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).
I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.
by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022
Get the Gay Scout vest mug.by raybeez February 11, 2022
Get the scout gaming mug.A pyromaniac, they can seem crazy when you don’t know them but when you really get to know them you’ll see that it’s worst than you thought. They run around in the woods, light things on fire and offer to satan. Members of the scouts have an extremely strong bond for life. Pray for the lord down below.
Never mess with a scout, they know places no one will ever find you.
Never mess with a scout, they know places no one will ever find you.
Person 1: Wtf are those kids doing in the woods?
Person 2: Offering to satan I think?
Person 3: Must be scouts.
Person 2: Offering to satan I think?
Person 3: Must be scouts.
by aCharlotte July 11, 2019
Get the Scout mug.Boy scouts like all things were good till the liberals took over. Since they started letting gays and niggers in its been going down hill. Now a diversity merit badge like wtf. All the boy scouts that join are gay and trans pink haired little 10 year olds that just have big orgies. It used to be a good program that taught kids outdoor skills and morals of being an American but now is gone and is just a way for girl scouts to get eagle
Normal guy: Hey did you hear about that new Boy Scouts came up with a BLM badge?
old Boy scout: Yeah i think ima quit because this is just turning into a liberal brainwashing camp
New scout: OMG you hurt my feelings im gonna tell the gay scout leader and he is going to make you have inclusion training and then im going to go cry to my mommy and change my tampon
Old boy scout: get the fuck out you trashy shit burg nigger dick munching coon fucking gay ass feminist lookin ass.
old Boy scout: Yeah i think ima quit because this is just turning into a liberal brainwashing camp
New scout: OMG you hurt my feelings im gonna tell the gay scout leader and he is going to make you have inclusion training and then im going to go cry to my mommy and change my tampon
Old boy scout: get the fuck out you trashy shit burg nigger dick munching coon fucking gay ass feminist lookin ass.
by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021
Get the Boy Scouts mug.It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"
by amywarhol March 5, 2017
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