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Moist Lap Dance

While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.
Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!
by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009
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Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy

A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that
dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)
by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021
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Get your eyebrows moist

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".
by Eyebrow January 13, 2014
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body
Last night I did a sick moist mermaid
by Dan2024 March 10, 2022
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by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 28, 2025
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Moist

AYYYYYY Ben thomsom is a moist yute
by Moist Thomson October 24, 2018
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