Johnny Cubicle

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.

"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".

by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018

Johnny business

Complete fuckery. Acting a fool for absolutely no reason.

Oh yea John, he knows all about our Johnny business. He’s gonna cuck us right on down.

by Big brother John February 1, 2019

Pulled a Johnny

An action when you (either by accident or on purpose) inhale a portion of another person’s line as you are doing yours.

How high are you bro, You just Pulled a Johnny!

by Eel WJ September 2, 2018

Johnny Peters

Johnny Peters is a term used for 1 an over weight person at age 12 to 14. 2 a term used for someone with a common name

The kid next to me is a Johnny Peters 2 sivon Beret is not a Johnny Peters name

by Messmaker7 June 11, 2018

Johnny Orlando

A loving sweet boy who cares for everyone in his life loves music and doesn’t really focus on stuff that don’t matter

Fan:OMG it Johnny Orlando I love you so much

Johnny:thx I love you too

by Jordynbrady9 July 20, 2019

Reverse Johnny

where a person under 100 iq nuts on spaghetti and eats it

hi can i have a Reverse Johnny please?

by Thick yellow m&m May 18, 2019

Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.

Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019