Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012

Floor Falcon

A female who spends their time surfing from couch to couch but still thinks their fine af

Fuck Lisa, that floor falcon looking bitch

by ToughCookie July 18, 2019

Falcon

When the ball gets, either kicked, hit, punched, directly into your face. -Jack (Coach)

holy shit! did you just see that nasty falcon Connor just took, that's like his 5th this game.

by WCC 23 September 8, 2023

Falcon Punch

When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.

Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了？ Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!

by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018

Blue Falcon

In politics: Joe Manchin

Senator Joe Manchin(Blue Falcon). "Parents might buy drugs with monthly child tax credit payments instead of providing for their kids."

by MaseratiManchin December 20, 2021

The falconator

Another name for captain falcon

Man the falconator is OP!

by Tadman October 15, 2012

Falconed

(verb) A magical disappearing act of vanishing for hours from your zone. To do nothing all shift and leave the the work to the oncoming shift. Creating your own mandatory break. The subtle art of being a lazy ass nurse.

Fal-coned

"I'm just going to falcone today."
"I just got falconed!"
"I'm falconing it right now."

by VTAnurse February 22, 2021