by home less man November 1, 2021
Get the Ely Brooksmug. Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.
He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.
I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.
I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
by PineappleFlex August 7, 2022
Get the Eli Tondermug. 
A man some would say but his upper body doesn't make up for his tiny penis. He also enjoys to touch people. Perferibly males under the age of 19
by Stefeno177 February 3, 2017
Get the Eli Gironmug. 
by Yooooobroo15 August 30, 2021
Get the Eli and Gabriellemug. by YTHacker August 22, 2019
Get the Eli Matzkemug.