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Common Gurd L

When Gurd makes a decision or an action which is considered an L among his piers. This is a frequently mistake by Gurd, hence the "common".
"Gurd's phone just disappeared again"
"Omg... common Gurd L"
by AbraFar March 20, 2023
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Common Member day

December 11th is Common Member day.
In this day, common members from Discord servers can break any rule without suffering punishment.
Person A: Oh no, I just broke the rule of no posting memes in general.
Person B: Don't worry, it is okay, today is Common Member day, Discord mods can't do anything to us.
by Totally not Jome December 9, 2020
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Common courtesy

Showing respect to others, respect that you would expect from anyone.
If you’re mother-in-law is babysitting your 3 month old twins, not on a work day that she does twice a week but on a Saturday so you can go watch your 8 year-old play football in 90 degree weather, and you are going to be an hour late, you should show her common courtesy by sending her a text or call.
by Happych7c September 2, 2023
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Common Core Math

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023
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Common-Peopled

Verb- to be common-peopled is to go out with or date someone who is richer than you or from a more wealthy background than you. It is a reference to the Pulp song 'Common People' where Jarvis Cocker starts seeing a wealthy girl who wants to 'live like common people' and 'sleep with common people like you'.
She totally common-peopled me, her parents bought her a flat in Notting Hill.

Mate, you're gonna get common-peopled, she comes from Greece and studies sculpture at St Martins.
by beffjuckley November 1, 2021
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Common Sense

A built in feature of the brain that has consciousness where humans used their inner ability before making dumb judgements, assumptions and actions.

Something that used to exist before 2015 when the world wasn't woke and everything had logic and made sense.
Common sense dictates that you shouldn't leave engage cruise control while leaving the driver seat to go at the back of a caravan to make a sandwich, while on a swirly road otherwise you will be listed on the Darwin awards.
by Hunter De January 15, 2022
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comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.
by jek September 9, 2003
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