cave pig

a person that masterbateswith large objects shoved up their ass to help themself get off.

I walked in on John being a cave pig.

by Ralph Feltcher June 21, 2006

Des's Cave

3 Guys fit in and she looks "surprised" they all fit in with room to spare

Did you see Facebook? Everyone went on a hike and they all ended in Des's Cave.

by HikingAnonymous August 11, 2019

Cave nigga

they do exist and they are basically niggas chillin in a cave

me and my cave niggas be chillin

by yogodi1234567 September 15, 2021

the cave of no return

When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.

Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

cave slave

A slave to the cave; one who guards select caves for all eternity; every full moon a light been emits from their bums revealing the hidden secrets of the cave.

"Did you see that bright light?" "Yeah! It's a full moon, it must be the cave slave revealing the hidden secrets of the cave."

by shewhodanceswithbongs September 4, 2016

cliff in the cave

A visible piece of food stuck or wedged in between teeth.

Yo bro, you've got a cliff in the cave, better get it out before you see Julie.

Dude that is the largest cliff in the cave I've ever seen.

by The H-Master October 22, 2014

ed caves

Absolute toxic cuck who is ginger and lost his virginity to a pigeon

Did he do an Ed Caves

by TherealHxdge February 26, 2019