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Mad snail hours ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ

Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am

Typically used on Instagram
It's mad snail hours ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ what y'all mad at?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ
by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017
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Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.
Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.
by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021
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slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person
Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day
by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011
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Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw
After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.
by BARBARAH January 6, 2022
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Skank Snail Trail

When a nasty whore leaves her Virginia juice on the chair after she gets up!
Did u see that Skank Snail Trail on the chair when she left?
by TheAmbitchousBitch February 22, 2022
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snail friend

a snail friend is a person who's really hot and adorable and you cherish a lot. they're really extremely attractive and your little heart probably cannot handle all that's going on. a snail friend isn't a person you'd friendzone.
Naya: lynn is so hot. she's my snail friend.
by karma942 February 12, 2019
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angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail
by Billy900 May 2, 2018
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