freedom of the seas.

a fucking awesome cruise ship with food, bitches, foreign skanks, and loads of space to fuck.

A: how was your vacation?
B: i went on freedom of the seas.
A: how many girls you fucked?

by jjrsuhk February 11, 2012

Sea Gator

An imaginary alligator who helps boaters navigate unfamiliar or dangerously shallow waters; a reference somtimes used by boaters in Florida, possibly originating from a contraction of "see" and "navigator" (Navigating by looking at the water).

“The Sea Gator kept me from hitting that rock by the sand bar."

by W. R. D. Smith December 19, 2011

Sea Hags

A cult like group dedicated to the harassment of Amber Heard and her supporters. They usually have a pirate emoji on their social media profile and call themselves relatives. Also known as a Deppford Wife, Deppanon, and Remoras.

If I see another “bUt DiD yOu eVeN WaTcH tHe tRiAL?” tweet from the Sea Hags I’m going to lose it.

by Deathtrap Venus June 15, 2023

sea creeper

Matthew Schwartz

Shut up you sea creeper.

by Jackhaterzclub April 18, 2018

Sea Twat

Vagina that smells like the ocean.

Girl, I'm in bad shape, I've got intense sea twat.

Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.

by Dr. Jym August 18, 2017

Sea peacocking

Owning and or piloting an overly stylized boat.

That boat is a bit much, he’s just sea peacocking.

by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019

sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019