by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017
Get the Johnmug. Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.
"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"
by crushinglemons May 7, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Get the Johnmug. 
He is a sick bastard he is fat and ugly he will eat everything in your refrigerator he thinks he’s cute but he’s actually ugly as fuck and all he do is lay in his bed and just masterbate cuz he can’t get no pussy
Person.1damn I will never want to me a John
Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit
Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit
by hollyw00d August 18, 2019
Get the JOHNmug. Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.
John's amazing.
by Hduduso November 28, 2016
Get the Johnmug. John another word for micro penis
by sdfsdfssdcffdefdc\sdgdh January 31, 2020
Get the JOHNmug.