Fort Plain, Ny

Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.

If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fort Wright

A small town filled with good people. It's right next to Cinncinati so you still get a taste of slightly urban life but you still have the suburban neighborhoods and rural farmland sorrounding it so you really just get a middle of the scale town. The only problem is that the people have a small town experience and are not aware of all the bad that can happen outside and are therefore succeptible to not realizing and not beliving that the world can do some horrible stuff to you.

New Yorker: You got to watch out for people like him they'll get you when your not looking!

Person from Fort Wright: That's a horrible thing to say and how can you believe in such silly stereotypes!

New Yorker: Because one of them tried to kill me once!

by IcebergIII January 6, 2013

Fort laudy

A name brand of expensive cloth but make you shine and look good

Fort laudy soaking up the sun

by Dick harper March 14, 2018

Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.

"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "

by lekjen December 22, 2023

Kia Forte

A zippy Mexican built subcompact sedan

Didn’t you hear? Jimmy purchased a used KIA Forte, damn thing hauls ass

by BoJack Whoreseman April 11, 2022

Daniel forte

Widdle boi

Have you seen Daniel forte?

Oh yeah he is such a widdle boi

Tee hee

by Hdjfkkfkhklfld July 13, 2023

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.

That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.

by chaivalla March 27, 2024