Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

Thrashing the Dolphin

Masturbation.

Man, the other day I had a glorious orgasm after Thrashing the Dolphin for a few minutes

by Cpt Kickass420 December 23, 2011

Dolphin Prom

When someone deliberately and whole heartedly does something petty, stupid, or cruel in full view of others and try to cover for it with random nonsense or actions to cover for the deliberately bad action.

Bob lied to his sister about being sick on Friday and missing work, the only recourse was to tell her he had instead attended the Dolphin Prom, and that she was crazy for not remembering it.

by Philosopher Bishop June 29, 2022

Dolphin Snouting

The act of eating out a girl with an oversized Clit that resembles a small dick

I was dolphin snouting your mom and had to measure for comparison

by Dbcooper91 January 5, 2022

Diving dolphin

A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.

The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

triangular dolphin

The act of seeing someone on tinder by the name Matt and swiping right.

Wow I just saw Matt on tinder, I should definitely Triangular Dolphin him!

by Pompom69 December 11, 2021

Hammer dolphin

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.

Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.

by Published author man dude bro April 4, 2022