Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

online crush

being in love with someone over the phone
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online

- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed

- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.

ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)

its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋

you’re obsessed my lovely. you have an online crush

by marioispeng November 3, 2020

Crush-casual

A dress code that basically implies that you would dress nice, but not too nice as if to be obvious that you were trying, for a party or social event. Like when you are dressing to impress your crush at a party because you know they will be there, but you don’t want to be super super fancy. Basically a more succinct way of saying: casual but with a little extra oomph!

The dress code for the party is crush-casual!
Or
I think my crush is coming to the party, so I’m definitely gonna wear something crush-casual if you catch my drift.

by Rando55 September 8, 2019

crush-whipped

Your existence is influenced by your crush.

Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks

Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*

by kitchen4sale April 28, 2014

Crush Club

The only place where a bunch of teens talk about how sexy sex is. The only place where penis is the most used word. The only place where you find femboys. Crush Club is chaos and stupid at the same time, thats why everyone hates it and enjoys it. Also, imagine if sex unzips

Goldy: penis
Jazz: imagine if sex unzips

Hades: ae
Potat: *proceeds to cuss in spanish *
New member: ah yes, Crush Club.

by goldyhugepp December 17, 2020

Candy Crush It

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.

She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.

by Devise November 22, 2014

pseudo-crush

A state of mind in which you think you have a crush on someone, but you really don't.

After finding out he liked her, Becky had a pseudo-crush on Johnny for a week.

by cordeliatran December 27, 2015