Moon boots

Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.

“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.

by Sorrygonefishing April 2, 2020

moon drunk

Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic

Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?

Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!

You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk

by Shasake December 13, 2019

Poon Moon

When a girl is on all fours and you can see her ass and vagina from the back.

Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.

Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.

by Phil Smooth October 30, 2017

Moon Cook

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.

Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.

by phooshbubble December 20, 2017

Moon stones :)

A bag of family sized chips

Ruffles munchiesDoritoscheetosTims Jalapenos chips moon stones :)

by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011

Moon Children

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.

“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.

by Senketsu September 17, 2019

moon trip

Getting baked on a full moon.

would you like to take a moon trip?

by whoisthisrasta January 3, 2011