La Teaze

Spicy, sassy, sexy and seductive. La Teaze is desire mixed with lust. Beauty unrivalled, but don't touch or she'll ghost you. She has everyone weak at the knees and likes it that way.

Have you seen La Teaze, she's got my blood pumping.

by apple of her eye November 22, 2021

The Teeter Totter

When 3 men or a sissy have 2 of the men facing one in the middle and the one in the middle with his back up gets rocked back and fourth on both men's penis.

I'm so horny rn I'm about to The Teeter Totter on that bussy dawg.

by Crispy Moist March 26, 2022

taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".

She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.

by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022

Taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".

She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.

by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022

halvale teele

Shit Estonian translation of AMCs hit show Breaking Bad

"Kuule Toomas, tahad "Halvale Teele" vaadata minuga TV3est?"..."Mida vittu"

by perselakkuja January 17, 2023

Harris Teeter

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Hail to Harris Teeter; the King of Hairy Tits!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 21, 2023

Clay Tezel

A curly-headed cuck Jew
Failed at suicide (4x)
Girlfriend LOVES saying the N Word
Has a mom that bangs extremely young boys
He can fit 8 hot dogs in his mouth at once
Great at showing ball love

There goes Clay Tezel, being Clay Tezel
Ahh mannnn, who invited Clay Tezel
Hey Clay Tezel, you tried killing yourself yet?
WOAH, I saw a bitch face Jew run by... nvm that's just Clay Tezel

by KYSJ3WB0Y December 13, 2023