Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

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daisie tattoo

I have done a lot of thinking about what tattoo I want and I finally have the answer. The tattoo that I want is a DAISIE. For the longest time, I’ve wanted a single daisy tattoo. For the last couple of months, I have done so much research to figure out what the meaning of daisies is but none of them stood out for me. I didn’t like the meaning other people have made for them. So, I decided to create my meaning for this magnificent flower. Something about this specific white simple flower comforts me. When I zone out in class or get very anxious all of a sudden, I always find myself drawing daisies in my workbook, it calms me. I’d like to think if I get it tattooed, I’ll have it on me forever and every time I look at it it’ll calm me down and reassure me that everything is okay. Because sometimes my thoughts take over, and I can feel my anxiety taking over, my hands start shaking, my heart starts pounding and I start hyperventilating. In conclusion, this is my meaning behind daisies, it’s calming to look at and to draw. And for some reason, they just are “happy” flowers. Normal and easy to find.

When I look at daisie tattoo's it calms me.

by Phalange2005 November 30, 2022

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Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoos on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she has a bunch of ho-tattoos. She’s naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024

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