When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.
by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018
Get the Pulling a Tablemug. When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross
by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018
Get the table nectarmug. The opposite of being In the Closet.
An individual who has identified themselves as homosexual in an effort to fit in, but is actually heterosexual.
A member of the non-heterosexual community who has secretly been engaging in heterosexual activities, while denying bisexual or heterosexual preferences.
An individual who has identified themselves as homosexual in an effort to fit in, but is actually heterosexual.
A member of the non-heterosexual community who has secretly been engaging in heterosexual activities, while denying bisexual or heterosexual preferences.
Steve to Eric - "I totally saw Paul making out with that girl from the bar, but he keeps denying it. Ugh, he's so Under the Table".
by floppitywop April 8, 2021
Get the Under the Tablemug. A form of female masterbation in which the female goes to the corner of the table and uses the edge to stimulate her vagina. The form is very often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable.
Yumi: Hey Dannie! I just caught Rose having table sex to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022
Get the Table sexmug. It’s 6pm on a Saturday. Your mans is late to pick you up for the date that you are finally going on after a year and a half in the “talking” stage. You look out the window pondering life. You realize that he has arrived. As you are driving to the bar for your date Chad tells you that he thinks he may be interested in seeing Nicole after you two are done seeing one another. You’re mad…so mad. So you yell at the driver to pull it over. You get out of the car but you get back in. You and the driver get together then and there. You get married to the driver who is secretly Jeff Bezos.
Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021
Get the Flip the tablemug. A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.
by sqitso March 31, 2008
Get the Table Partymug. The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.
by Andrew space October 7, 2006
Get the table surfmug.