Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.

Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Epic Suicide

The greatest way someone can die.

Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.

or

2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.

Last night, Shaun was found dead with his head submerged in a bucket of 2 inch deep water. Now THAT was an epic suicide!

by Pocketful of Sunshine January 18, 2009

Poker suicide

Going all in with a lousy hand just to end the poker night.

"He went in with a 7/2?"
"Yeah, it was poker suicide, he has to work in the morning."

by Paul Dick February 5, 2008

Swag suicide

To destroy years' and years' worth of hard-earned swag with an unforgivably swagless act.

Dude #1: Dag, Kev used to be the MAN before that day he came to school with a jheri curl

Dude #2: Yeah, talk about swag suicide.

by NicKotine09 February 19, 2010

suicide sex

When you’re so depressed that you both decide to have a suicide pact by having multiple orgasms until you die via exhaustion. The autopsy is a hoot

Did you hear about John and his girlfriend? Yea the doctor said they committed suicide sex

by Doctor Coctor December 19, 2017

suicide turd

A large turd generally filled with corn or other hard substances and is large in diameter, sometimes looping around the toilet bowl. Causing great pain and may require 3 to 4 flushes

1st guy: you've been in there for an hour and a half
2nd guy: Got any band aids ?
1st guy: why?
2nd guy: I just had a suicide turd?

by Elijah, hez June 21, 2006

Sexual Suicide

death by extreme sex. often occurs when taking on a.. bigger* challenge than one is prepared for; mainly affects the females.

Tay: OMG, I thought I was about to commit sexual suicide last night.
Nay: That big, huh?

by Bianca Christine September 19, 2012