Man the party was over 3 hours ago and John is still sitting on my couch drinking all my beers! I’ve told him to post off and he won’t leave! What a fucking Trump!
by Hollowone November 14, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Bro, once I slipped it in it felt like she had a garrote around my junk--so tight it cut off all of the blood flow and it took all my strength to pull back out. Her puss looked friendly but it was a total Trump
by TheMadLIB November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. "At least I'm not Trump!"
by yourlocalkpopdealer November 6, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Probably the worst sore loser in the history of the world. He claimed a victory for the election, despite the fact that he lost by 7 million votes.
by Distortion Dude December 1, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. A lie. To tell a lie. To lie to someone. More specific use: A lie told with the intent of personal gain.
What did you say to that cop who pulled you over to get him to let you go? I just TRUMP'd him hard. He believed all my BS.
or
I only got a D- on the history test, so I went and laid down my best TRUMP on my teacher and she's letting me retake it.
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I only got a D- on the history test, so I went and laid down my best TRUMP on my teacher and she's letting me retake it.
by LL L September 18, 2019
Get the Trumpmug. by farkleishot July 9, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Trump A 243lb warm wobble of flesh standing at 6’ 3”. The Trump organism is a deuterostome capable of releasing vast quantities of noxious gas from both orifices.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
by Clarabella January 7, 2021
Get the Trumpmug.