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Stroke

(verb) An attempt to please a person for personal gain. Often a form a manipulation, the stroker will feign interest in order to pursue some self serving purpose.

(noun) From the term to masturbate, to stroke a hard on in such a way as to entice someone and make him eager. To get overly excited about something. i.e. The football fans were a bunch of strokes.

(noun) A stroke is someone who deceives someone into thinking that he/she has something to offer a person by bragging, giving false compliments, or giving false pretenses thereby making another person overly excited for no good reason.
Sitting in the room with all those blow hards at the time share convention was like one big stroke fest.
by MmeMagnus January 24, 2011
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stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out
"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"
by ribbs February 17, 2008
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phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 7, 2005
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stroke-gasm

A stroke-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gets when he strokes his dick and has a cumgasm.
I'm taking a 300mg Viagra, getting stoned, and having 3 or 4 awesome fleshlight cum-rush stroke-gasms tonight!
by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020
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stroke

The movement associated with throwing a ping pong ball in beriut.
Wow, that was a nice stroke!
by Dizz May 13, 2005
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Stroke

a person from the band The Strokes- ((refers to Jules Stroke, Fab Stroke, Albert Stroke, Nik Stroke, Nick Stroke))
"I think I just saw a Stroke" instead of "I think I just saw Albert Hammond Jr."
by deharlot April 16, 2006
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Master stroke

An act by PM Narendra Modi, real or imaginary, that gives his bhakts extreme erotic pleasure leading to a collective orgasm, and which acts as a short-term remedy for their acute depression.

P.S. - This is copyright protected. ;)
In a master stroke against black money, Modi announces demonetization.
by Nilim January 5, 2017
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