Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.
I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.
by Uncle Renegade April 20, 2018
Get the Strawberry pubesmug. by Strawberry floss June 5, 2014
Get the Strawberry flossmug. by Papasito427 October 7, 2020
Get the Strawberry Creampiemug. i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt
by funguspancake March 15, 2020
Get the strawberry yogurtmug. by Galawas April 17, 2021
Get the Strawberry Railermug. A friend who treats you better than your own blood aka family. Strawberry jello is thicker than blood.
by anonymous December 17, 2020
Get the Strawberry Jellomug. by Damenzo July 23, 2020
Get the Strawberry Milkshakemug.