Name for a person who always has to have the top story....you tell a story, and they have to top it with some barely believable nonsense that half the time doesn't even belong in the topic of conversation.
You: "Dude, the other night, I was bangin' this chick who was so fine for a second I thought it might have actually been {super-hot celebrity's name} !"
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
by introspectacle March 31, 2011
Get the Top Storymug. I got home from work and my girlfriend Kesha was butt naked "hon I look sexy as hell" I said.
"I want to fuck u" Then she ripped off my shirt and pants all that was left was a red bra and a red thong she slowly ripped off my bra and played with my HUGE tits bitting my nipples. Next she ripped off my thong and stuck her tongue up my pussy "Your gunna make me cum." White cum shot in her mouth."My turn" I said I get a fake dick and stick it up my pussy and then stick it in her pussy. Then I buried my face in her medium sized tits and slept in 69
"I want to fuck u" Then she ripped off my shirt and pants all that was left was a red bra and a red thong she slowly ripped off my bra and played with my HUGE tits bitting my nipples. Next she ripped off my thong and stuck her tongue up my pussy "Your gunna make me cum." White cum shot in her mouth."My turn" I said I get a fake dick and stick it up my pussy and then stick it in her pussy. Then I buried my face in her medium sized tits and slept in 69
by mommyyyyyyxdadyyyyyy July 4, 2022
Get the Sex storymug. A game by Nexon. It's a 2-D game that has cute graphics which stupid emo sluts find adorable. Ridiculously repetitive and chock full of lame enemies and attack skills. Its' really gay game and a waste of time which tends to ruin the player's social lives, assuming they had a social life to begin with. Players usually end up being hackers and cheaters by their second job advancement. The game is supposed to be free but everyone will end up spending money for Nexon cash or mesos eventually. All females that play this game have uni-brows,hairy legs and sound like men when they speak. Most female players are actually men anyway XD. If you are playing the game QUIT NOW for the sake of humanity. Hackers unite and burn Nexon down to the ground.
Major words and sentences used amongst the players. Maple Story
"noob" "fag" "lbbi" "pwned" "1337"
"I wish i know wat a vag looks like"
"nub" "hacker" "wtf" "stfu u fuckin fuck noob" "burn in hell u stupid piece of shit noob" "goddam all noobs to the fiery hell that is my hairy vag" "wat are boobs??" "gimme money" "suck my meso dry slut" "uber pwnage" "fuck zakum, fuck snails, and fuck goddam all u stupid sons of bitches that hacked my goddamn file."
"S> myself for 20mil, scrolljobs 3mil, lbbijobs 16mil@@@@@@@@@@@" "i luv bleach and deathnote and I'm a weabboo."
"noob" "fag" "lbbi" "pwned" "1337"
"I wish i know wat a vag looks like"
"nub" "hacker" "wtf" "stfu u fuckin fuck noob" "burn in hell u stupid piece of shit noob" "goddam all noobs to the fiery hell that is my hairy vag" "wat are boobs??" "gimme money" "suck my meso dry slut" "uber pwnage" "fuck zakum, fuck snails, and fuck goddam all u stupid sons of bitches that hacked my goddamn file."
"S> myself for 20mil, scrolljobs 3mil, lbbijobs 16mil@@@@@@@@@@@" "i luv bleach and deathnote and I'm a weabboo."
by nessbat111 October 9, 2008
Get the Maple Storymug. A nathan story is a story that has absolutely no meaning valuable content. It simply state simple everyday interactions and the nathan story teller firmly believes that this story will entertain the audience but is however meaningless and boring.
Bob : Yesterday i went to mcdonalds and got a drink then i started walking, the lid fell off my drink and then my straw fell and landed on the ground, i was trying to drink my drink from the side and it was hard. THE END
Wow that was a real nathan story.
Wow that was a real nathan story.
by The Valedictorian July 13, 2011
Get the nathan storymug. Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
by westfalia December 16, 2009
Get the nowhere storymug. A 1984 movie about a kid named Bastian that, after being chased by bullies, runs into a book store and steals a book entitled "The Neverending Story". He becomes immersed in the book, and starts thinking and feeling the same things as the book's main character, Atreyu. In the book, a terrible swarm of 'nothingness' is taking over -- destroying the world and leaving a big empty space. Atreyu is sent to find a cure for this 'nothing' to save the Childlike Empress. In the end, however, it is only Bastian that can save the world inside The Neverending Story.
by Ari-Len September 4, 2005
Get the The Neverending Storymug. I opened the door to my bedroom to find my girlfriend in my bed. She had a naughty smirk on her face. All she was wearing was a tight leather mini skirt and a sexy, lacy bra. I walked over to the bed and started giggling. When my phone rung. I answered it and it was allie, a freaky type of girl. She was on speaker and my girl was giving me a look. I asked her if she wanted to come over. She knew what I meant. She got there in no less then 5 minutes.
She ran right into my house with nothing but the shortest shorts that you ever did see and pasties. My girlfriend motions her to open a bag that was near my girlfriends feet. She dumped it out and grabbed a pink vibrater. Me and my girl started kissing while allie started pulling down her shorts to reveal no panties. She shoved the vibrater up on the highest setting. My girlfriend mentioned that we include allie. I started making out with allie while my girl slowly pulls down my red boxer shorts and her red lacy panties. I noticed they both wanted me so I laud down and allie was working on french kissing me as I rip off her pasties. My girl is rubbing my 10 inch penis. They then swith to kissing eachother and i sit back up and grab my bottle of lube and shove my cock up her ass and she cums instantly. And then I turn over to allie and do the same. They take turns fucking me and ass fucking me. This goes on for hours until we get tired and watch porn for the rest of the night.
She ran right into my house with nothing but the shortest shorts that you ever did see and pasties. My girlfriend motions her to open a bag that was near my girlfriends feet. She dumped it out and grabbed a pink vibrater. Me and my girl started kissing while allie started pulling down her shorts to reveal no panties. She shoved the vibrater up on the highest setting. My girlfriend mentioned that we include allie. I started making out with allie while my girl slowly pulls down my red boxer shorts and her red lacy panties. I noticed they both wanted me so I laud down and allie was working on french kissing me as I rip off her pasties. My girl is rubbing my 10 inch penis. They then swith to kissing eachother and i sit back up and grab my bottle of lube and shove my cock up her ass and she cums instantly. And then I turn over to allie and do the same. They take turns fucking me and ass fucking me. This goes on for hours until we get tired and watch porn for the rest of the night.
by Sosoririr January 29, 2019
Get the Sex Storymug.