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toe shanking

sexual fetish, involving the growth and insertion of long toenails or a toedo(see definition..) into any appropriate orifice. mostly a heterosexual practice; frowned upon in gay community as too freaky.
Lauren was so pleased when Zach grew his toenails out for their anniversary. He knew how hot toe shanking was.
by freewilly23 January 18, 2009
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shinging

something done in the most non-traditional way possible, fucking up something that could have potentially bad serious consequences but not caring.
That nigga was rubbing his head on a window rolling his ass off next to a cop... totally shinging it.
by TheSpongePotato October 21, 2013
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Sloinking

Sloinking (present participle)

A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.
"yo bro I just got back from sloinking your mom in the back of my Subaru WRX, wanna see the video?"
by Stelmaria September 21, 2021
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Heat Stinking Missle

is when you take an object and thrust it into the "ecess" space in the triangular like shape formed when a person is in a sitting position on a chair and the two cheeks of the butt are visible. You must aim between the cheeks and thrust the object there.
Chris sits down in a chair, Stephen walks behind and quickly thrusts the object into the triangle zone causing an uproar in Chris's Anus.
by Windexter April 14, 2003
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Shenking

Verb (Slang, Pidgin English) - being Lazy and not taking responsibility
Stop shenking your duties, Mr Jones
by CoolAchebs December 8, 2014
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Shaw Shanking

after sex take a dump on your partners chest then clean them off by making them walk in circles while you hose them down.
mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."
by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011
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thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech
"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010
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