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Patpong Train Station

The name given to any number of crevices within the Patpong district that are large enough not only for a train to pass through, but large enough for a train to enter AND turn around and exit through. These stations are all larger than Hua Lamphong, Bangkok's main railway station.

These crevices are typically used to house and project darts, ping-pong balls and flaming tampons, though the interim government of General Sonthi Boonyaratglin has reserved the right to invoke eminent domain if necessary to meet the growing needs of the nation's railway passengers.
"I purchased admission to a Patpong Train Station last night, but I couldn't feel a thing once I was inside. What a waste of money!"
by LOS Angle May 6, 2007
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Station Camp Freshman

Honestly

Those freshmen boys there are fine asf
Even the black ones
Gallatin and Station Camp Freshman’s so fine

2021 - 2022
by BeechKidsChokingPeopleNow? September 2, 2021
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College Station Pig in a Blanket

Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.
Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.

Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?

Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.

Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.
by AlabamaHotPocket13 March 1, 2011
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full service gas station

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and urinates.
"I'll stick it in you and pee, it's a full service gas station BIOTCH!!!"
by AlaraphonAMD December 19, 2008
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taking her to the train station

sleeping with a girl that you don't really want to sleep with.
and yer trying to get rid of by taking her to the train station but she takes advantage of yer kindness on the way
by GLUEPUNX July 14, 2005
mugGet the taking her to the train stationmug.

Grosvenor Metro Station (WMATA)

First above ground station on red line in Shady Grove bound station after downtown station. 50% of the trains terminate there during rush hour and turn around for empty trains.
A Grosvenor Metro Station (WMATA) is a train station. 50% of the trains from 7-9:30am and 3-7pm are out of service trains. The west flank Red Line version of Silver Spring.
by Dr. WMATA September 27, 2011
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gas station coke drinker

People who are never seen without a big old 32 ounce coke, mountain dew or other large beverage from a gas station in their hand. They are also the last person in the world based upon their weight and existing diet that should be walking around 24/7/365 slammin down gallons of soda.
Here comes that fatass gas station coke drinker. She couldn't pass up a 32 ounce 600 calorie soda if her life depended upon it. She's always having to stop and pick one up on her way and then sitting down sucking it up and over her rotten ass teeth.
by WGator January 18, 2011
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