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squeeg

a bod's imaginary friend-we don't know what they are, and the bods don't say,
because the squeegs don't know either
squeeeeeeeeeeeeg!
by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003
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Squege

1. A squege(r) is a device found in many physical science class rooms that can be filled with water (Or any other liquid) for use as squirting device.

2. To squege someone is the action of squirting someone with a liquid through the squege(r) or through any other squirting device.

3. The liquid, Squege, is generally ejackulatory fluids but, in some cases, it can be any gross fluid.
1. "Can I borrow your squeger?"

2. "I just squeged Shimmy!"

3. "Ewww...There's squege all over your carpet."
by Chrzam October 26, 2004
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squeezey cheesy

the act of getting lucky with a pregnant chick, but it doesnt stop there. while she is giving you head you bend over and squeeze her dairy jugs, thus making her lactate. You put this lactate in between her tits and start to tity fuck resulting in your penis churning the milk turning it into cheese. ( great on quesadillas)
"Did you hear what georgie did to kendall last night?"
"no what?"
"he gave her a squeezey cheesy!"
"ahh theyre disgusting"
by vortexwolf13 October 3, 2011
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bean squeezer

Look at those bean squeezers packed into that van sneaking over the border!
by Kool-aide maine May 28, 2009
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Fold and Squeeze Method

When you try to get all of the toothpaste out of the tube by rolling the bottom and folding it while squeezing.
Man 1: My wife didin't buy any more crest yesterday...I guess I'll have to do the fold and squeeze method to get some out.
by bumblebeeeh March 14, 2009
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Sneeze and Squeeze

When she ridin yo dick and you blow a hand full of black pepper in her face to make her sneeze, causing her to tighten her pussy muscles
Bro i tried the sneeze and squeeze on my girl.

I blew my load instantly
by IDoBigFarts August 4, 2017
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lemon squeeze

A sexual game. The guy squeezes the girl's tits as hard as he can while she squeezes his dick. Whichever one screams out in pain first loses. The guy is not allowed to jizz or else he loses.
Bobby and Sarah played lemon squeeze late into the night.
by coopdawg June 2, 2008
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