Wake, spank and bake

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.

Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."

by pothead86 August 21, 2009

Cock spank

to slap or spank someone with your penis across the face.

Last night, Scott Cock spanked me!

by CoCoa May 13, 2005

Spank, Spank, Push

Usually done Spank, Spank, Rub, this alternate use shows the victim who is control of the situation.

She expected a nice spank, spank, rub but instead received the brutal, yet more honest spank, spank, push. Her lower lip protruted appreciating the fact she knew who's boss.

by Chris Athanas June 12, 2006

spanker

A thin, very cute, very pretty, SMALL girl,no more than 5'5" tall, who is very pert or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.

"You should see the little spanker that just started working at McDonalds"

by Uncle Puppy September 14, 2008

Spank Bank

The magical bank in a persons head where one can save,deposit or withdraw memorable mental images*,usually with the intention of having an epic wanksterbate over them later.

*i.e: tittys and ass

A: "Yo,check out the mega miniskirt on the coca-cola rep,shes goin in the spankbank"
B: "yea i'll withdraw one later."
A: "Bro that girl over there got some big big tittys"
B: "Yea dude i made a deposit into the spank bank like 8 miniutes ago."

by StringsUp300 April 7, 2008

spankage

1. a fair thrashing given to another team in a sport e.g. cricket

2. a cricket shot that has been hit hard

1. Booth gave Copley a fair spankage

2. He gave that delivery a spankage

by Matthew Lumb October 31, 2004

spank pile

An abnormally large puddle of semen produced by the vigorous masterbation of two or more men. Can also be created by a slammin' gang bang (or railroading, bukkake etc.) when all participants unload their product in a predetermined spot (ex. Pool Table, Girls Stomach etc).

Lisa accidently sat in the spank pile on the kitchen counter and remained stuck for several hours.

by Googly Eye December 4, 2004