Splinting

When playing a league of legends game, a player tilts and refuses to group, running it down one lane and continuously dying to the enemy team. A combination of splitting and inting.

Damn, Vayne's totally splinting right now. She's died 8 times solo pushing bot, she must have splinters in her fingers.

by MikeysZombie February 19, 2020

spoinged

A verb and an onomatopoeia for the sound of something growing really rapidly, for example, a leaf flopping out and quickly growing out of a plant, in a cartoon-y sound effect kind of way.

That leaf just spoinged out of my Monstera overnight!

by CalamityClaire June 15, 2020

spintifalous

The trait of being classically interesting in EVERY possible way.

Kyler, your looking pretty spintifalous today.

by Micah Reeves from Marion, MT May 22, 2020

Spontaneous combusticide

The act of committing spontaneous combustion.

Friend 1: So how'd he die?
Friend 2: The coward committed spontaneous combusticide.

by kachiggawatt August 23, 2020

Spontaneous

This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.

Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.

by Marco_Swirly November 16, 2020

Spontaneous Vibe

When you begin singing or dancing uncontrollably in public due to an unnaturally strong vibe

Did you see Jake at the store breakout in a spontaneous vibe?

by SpaceBase November 28, 2020

Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021