ass spulunking

the art of cave diving into someones asshole, to explore an ass hole.

dude shut up and go ass spulunking!

by Dsk8C December 25, 2007

Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.

Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

spunk

spunk is chunky cum

I jacked off and blew a load of spunk!

by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020

spunk giblet

someone who is about as useful as a chicken giblet only then dipped in spunk

ken livingston

by Big man March 13, 2003

spunk fucker

The genuine artice. The full nine yards. The full monty. Why would anyone want to fuck with anythng else?

That homey is a real spunk fucker the way he whipped that bitch's ass!

by dogpuppy 109 August 6, 2007

SPLONK

A linguistic device used in comic books. Here are some sound effect examples from Batman: Bam, Boom, Plop, Splat, Thwack, Zap

1. Splonk is an onomatopoeia.
2. Spiderman punched his lights out... Ka-POW! The bad guy fell over dead- SPLONK.

by Sundancer16 April 25, 2011

Sprunkle

When you cum on a woman and proceed to throw sprinkles on her and leave

I sprunkled that girl last night

by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017