yellow skirt split

When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.

I heard Avery's boyfriend got her to do a yellow skirt split last night

by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009

lickity split

The act of licking a vagina.

My husband likes it lickity split style.

by Mr. Awesomeness May 4, 2008

Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009

[split] this [joint]

to leave, often implying that one would rather be in another place; originally used to mean "to escape from prison"

I'm getting bored. Let's split this joint.

by Muddy_123 December 19, 2008

Banana split

When a man puts scoops of ice cream, nuts, chocolate syrup, and a cherry near his genitals and a woman does a "split on the banana"

"Woah bro I didn't really think she'd do the banana split!! "

by Black lémon June 7, 2016

Banana Split

When a transgender male to female has the full vaginoplasty, the penis is split in half and pushed back inside creating a fully functional and cosmetically accurate vagina. Slang for the operation is the banana split.

She's really pretty. I heard she had the banana split.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Bulgarian Split

When a guy sits on your shoulders and his balls split around your neck ending with one testicle on either side of your neck.

John helped Tim see the stage at the concert by letting him sit on his shoulders, he regretted this when Tim gave him the Bulgarian split.

by Jaymzyjay June 9, 2018