shlatty

a slime a slatt

Im with my shlattys rn

by Kraziks June 30, 2022

splabtastic

something that is so amazing
also
it sounds nice and feels nice to say
its theraputic

hey did you see the new barbers down the road, they give splabtastic haircuts

by lightning compass September 27, 2022

Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023

Splastified

Word used for people who are spastic, retarded, biased and fried in the brain.

John: Only in Ohio💀
Adam: Are you splastified?

by MrBeastFromOhio March 14, 2023

Gooch Splat

The act of ejaculating on the small area between the vagina and the asshole

I fucked her pussy then quickly pulled out so I could give her a good ol' fashioned GOOCH SPLAT!

by samsterbot November 17, 2010

Slime slatt slizzle boogie

Ride or die

That’s my slime slatt slizzle boogie aka ride or die

by Nfb.kazy September 30, 2019

Swamp Splat

when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.

in Louisiana, we swamp splat all of our ladies.

by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020