Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010

spunkington

a human sized home wrecker who cant stop smoking and has too many gatherings

yeh everyone is going round spunkingtons for a smoke and to wreck homes

by miles April 19, 2003

Splinking

The act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.

Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.

by MR. RM May 21, 2009

spinning mare

much like the rodeo, only from reverse cowgirl position you whisper "I hope you dont mind having AIDs" and hold on for as long as you can.

i pulled the spinning mare last night and held on for 28 seconds!

by thedirtymagician October 2, 2009

SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH

DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!

by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011

Spinning Plastic

Playing vinyl records.

I just got some new vinyl, wanna go spin some plastic?

I can't hear you, I'm spinning plastic.

by deadpocketss January 1, 2012

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012