Speak into the mic

To have Penis launched into one's oral cavity at an alarming rate of speed.

1. -Anita Speak into the mic.
2. -Will you please speak into the mic.
3. -I'm sorry, you must speak into the mic.
4. -Hey, Speak into the mic.
5. -I gave her The Bill then asked her to speak into the mic.
6. -Excuse me, Please speak into the mic.

by Ben Stein June 3, 2004

spacktacular

A way in which you use the word spack in an unoffensive almost positive way in order to say something is good.

You are looking spacktacular today!

by Rock Star May 4, 2005

speakerfuck

When someone calls you and asks you a compromising question about someone and fails to mention that you're on speaker phone and that the person you're talking about is listening.

Jane: Hey, what do you think about Karen? (on speaker phone)
Sally: I can't stand that bitch ass hoe. (unaware of the speaker phone)
Jane: Yeah, i thought so. Oh, by the way, you're on speaker phone and Karen's right here.
Karen: Fuck you Sally.
Sally: Jane! You totally speakerfucked me.

by Jax27 April 3, 2008

ass spackle

To fill an ass with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the ass.

Dude, that chick has a huge ass, I think she needs some ass spackle.

by Daviel April 29, 2008

Preach-Speak

When a fundamentalist christian gets so angry/excited about God over the internet that they start to type in all caps. While typing in all caps, they forget to use punctuation marks except for the occasional "!!!!!." These christians have been known to spew out mass chunks of angry bullshit in huge blocks of text. They end the block(s) text with "I'LL PRAY FOR YOU" or "YOU ARE LOST YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."

Person 1: I'm really starting to doubt the story of Jesus was completely true.

Person 2: I mean come on, a virgin birth?

Fundie christian: JESUS IS REAL HE DIEDD FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD IT IS INFALLIBLE!!!! THE VIRGIN BIRRTH WAS REAL THEY FOUND HER BLOOD IN A TOMB IN ISREAL THIS COUNTRY IS BECOMING GODLESS EVERYONE IS LOST AND IS GOING TO HELL! I WILL PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU SO THAT GOD WILL TAKE YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!"

Person 2: WTH?

Person 1: lol preach-speak

by RationalEmily July 19, 2009

LOL speak

The official language of the lol cats, aka lawlcatz.Teh laguage was discovered when cats beggan attempting to speak the english language, to let their masters know what they desire, or to state events, they made possible.
The oldest demand of a speaking cat is recorded and used in lolcat pictures quite often, showing a hungry-looking cat saying "can i haz cheezburgr?"

LOL speak example

uneducated cat:
"Excuse me, good sir.Can I borrow your lolspeak dictionary?"
lawl kat:"Eye donznt now wat u iz tolkin ot meh.pleez taek mah lolz peak dikshonari!!1one!!"

by Shop the whop March 29, 2009

speaking in tongues

Speaking in an unknown language. That is to say it is unkown to the speaker but is not unknown to God. Speaking in tongues began on the day of Pentacost by Jesus' disciples. The purpose of speaking in tongues (in my view) is to issue prayer that encompasses issues of life unknown, but needing to be dealt with. Speaking in tongues may seem foolish to the average person (even the average Christian), but if you desire wisdom, it is the thing to do.

The Holy Spirit's indwelling is made aware by the evidence of speaking in tongues

by Wicker Park September 6, 2005