spank tank

Whatever sexual thoughts a guy is having when he is masturbating.

"Damn she's hot. I gotta put her in my spank tank."

by Tomahhtoe July 20, 2009

spank rock

A new musical genre

"Have you heard that fantastic song???? IT'S SPANK ROCK!!!!!!"

by Peter Semple March 25, 2007

cock spank

an extremely gay person

Mikey B is such a cock spank

by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006

Spanking the Baby

Something that looks really nice. Term developed by community college instructors to confuse their students into using slang that does not exist.

The print on that t-shirt is spanking the baby.

by Rufus Walker February 07, 2006

Hawaiian spank

A sexual move in which one partner is severely sunburnt. Both partners get hammered off of piña coladas, then, the less burnt of the two spanks the other’s burn repeatedly.

“Looking pretty red there honey. Maybe I’ll give you a Hawaiian spank later.”

by hot sauce josh June 20, 2020

Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.

Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.

by Spanking Horses September 06, 2019

Poop spank

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014