Smooth

Smooth is when you don't get a ticket for anything.

J.Walk didn't get any speeding tickets, he was just that smooth. It helped that his friends were all cops.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Sid the Sloth

Latin: Slothus Nathanus Johnus

A primordial being of unknown origins, usually sits in a corner on his own or tries unsuccessfully to fit in with others.

*David Attenbrough voice* And here we can observe the Slothus Nathanus Johnus, more commonly known as 'Sid the Sloth', trying to make a friend. Look at the way he slowly and carefully walks away after losing his nerve.

by mister sebo September 16, 2011

Slothing

The new "planking". When one acts like sloth, hanging on trees or other objects like a sloth would do.

Look at that guy slothing that tree!

by haha1995 July 23, 2011

Smooth Jazz

Instrumental pop music that gives jazz a bad name. Only referred to as jazz because many of the people that play it are saxophone players, and as soon as something is played on a saxophone, you can automatically sell it as "jazz" to the general public because many people can't tell the difference. They simply hear something played on a saxophone and automatically categorize it as jazz.

Real jazz, on the other hand, involves things like walking bass lines, swinging rhythms, and a lot of improvisation. There are a huge amount of sub-genres in jazz: traditional jazz, swing, bebop, hard bop, cool jazz, Latin jazz, soul jazz, gypsy jazz, etc.

Person 1: I play saxophone. Most of the stuff I play is jazz.
Person 2: Oh, you mean smooth jazz, like Kenny G?
Person 1: NO! I mean real jazz, like Charlie Parker, Lester Young, John Coltrane, and Wayne Shorter.

by Satirical Poet March 1, 2015

Slothing

When a girl or guy wraps their arms around the other persons neck and wraps their legs around the other's waist. Called Slothing because it resembles a sloth hugging a tree. Slothing can also be a game which is when the person being slothed/slothee is trying to fling the person slothing/slother off them.

Last night uma,Scott,and cristina were slothing.

by Ratchet_rat July 28, 2014

Slother

A Slother is someone who attempts to reduce their harmful impact on the environment.

They aim to live a greener, healthier, more sustainable lifestyle by working with nature, rather than against it.

Like the Sloth, a Slother understands the importance of finding balance in life, taking things at their own pace. They follow trends that are ethically minded such as the zero waste movement.

I actively involve myself in preventing damage to the environment, I'm a Slother!

What is the Slother movement all about? It's a collection of likeminded, eco-conscious people making positive changes that work for the environment, not against it.

I'm living a Slothers lifestyle.

by CraigsEcoLifestyle May 27, 2018

pissed smooth the fuck off

Deep-rooted, deeply-seated (black) anger.

Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes:
I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissed smooth the fuck off.

by rahess March 27, 2008