Any Diehard Soccer fan or player. Someone who nevers shuts up about Soccer and much better it is than any other sport. One who denies the ultimate truth: Athletes play sports,everyone else plays Soccer.
Soccer Fag: American Football is so boring and requires no skill, bla bla bla world cup bla bla bla soccers so great.
Other Athlete: Shut the hell up Soccer Fag!
Other Athlete: Shut the hell up Soccer Fag!
by PtothaZ July 11, 2006
Get the Soccer Fag mug.Soccer IS the most popular sport in the world, but In the USA and Canada it is one of the most hated. From the definitions I have read about soccer, people are stereotyping about how people stereotype about soccer. Yes It does take skill, but so does American football, soccer is looked as a pussy sport because there is little contact, and more dives than olympic diving teams. People say you have to run for ever and no football player could ever do that, when they do that for training all the time.
Soccer DOES take skill, but it takes less brawl, and brawl is more attractive to the USA and Canadian citizens, it also is not the sport with the most skill, if anything, paintball/airsoft has the most skill (shooting, running, adjusting to the wind to aim, jumping, dodging, shoulder rolls, conserving ammo, and many more, but thats not this topic)
And I am NOT unfit or fat, I am as a matter of fact in very good athletic shape, I am also not a football or soccer player.
Soccer DOES take skill, but it takes less brawl, and brawl is more attractive to the USA and Canadian citizens, it also is not the sport with the most skill, if anything, paintball/airsoft has the most skill (shooting, running, adjusting to the wind to aim, jumping, dodging, shoulder rolls, conserving ammo, and many more, but thats not this topic)
And I am NOT unfit or fat, I am as a matter of fact in very good athletic shape, I am also not a football or soccer player.
What soccer players think all football players are like,
football guy: Hey soccer sucks I am fat and make fun of soccer because I have no life.
What they are REALLY like
football guy: I hate soccer players, they always wine about us not liking them.
What football players think soccer players are like
soccer guy: I am homosexual, skinny, and would loose in a fight againts my 3 year old sister
What soccer players are actually like
soccer guy: Football players think they are so great just because they can hit people and bench this and do stronger stuff, but they have no skill whatso ever.
football guy: Hey soccer sucks I am fat and make fun of soccer because I have no life.
What they are REALLY like
football guy: I hate soccer players, they always wine about us not liking them.
What football players think soccer players are like
soccer guy: I am homosexual, skinny, and would loose in a fight againts my 3 year old sister
What soccer players are actually like
soccer guy: Football players think they are so great just because they can hit people and bench this and do stronger stuff, but they have no skill whatso ever.
by KOSR! TNS November 26, 2006
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by CPAINE July 26, 2008
Get the soccer mug.I played soccer for 8 years in the states and as I started playing at higher levels, the sport became less and less fun. A dude would lean on me, I would lean back, and he would fall down holding his shin or some bullshit. Then I would get penalized and the pussy gets rewarded with a free kick. I did not appreciate this system, and quickly moved on to more contact friendly sports.
At the higher level, it pays to be a pussy in soccer.
When combined with low scoring and lots of whining, professional soccer is a big turn off for most Americans. I don't see it catching on anytime soon. While basketball shares the high degree of crying, it has a lot more action.
The amount of bitching and carrying on gives professional soccer players the apperance of being whiny bitches. Coincidentally, homosexuals are also whiny bitches and this makes soccer players look like fags. If you meet an American who says he doesn't think soccer players are fags, he is either lying or he is a fag.
At the higher level, it pays to be a pussy in soccer.
When combined with low scoring and lots of whining, professional soccer is a big turn off for most Americans. I don't see it catching on anytime soon. While basketball shares the high degree of crying, it has a lot more action.
The amount of bitching and carrying on gives professional soccer players the apperance of being whiny bitches. Coincidentally, homosexuals are also whiny bitches and this makes soccer players look like fags. If you meet an American who says he doesn't think soccer players are fags, he is either lying or he is a fag.
Watch a world cup soccer game. Their will be like 20 examples of guys falling down holding their legs and crying to the refs. I love how they always have the trainer run out to pretend that the player is hurt and rub an icepack somewhere. 30 seconds later the dude gets up and he's fine. That is a crybaby!
Either you are injured, or you are not injured. If you are not injured, the game should not be stopped so you can bitch and whine while we all wait for the action to start back up.
Either you are injured, or you are not injured. If you are not injured, the game should not be stopped so you can bitch and whine while we all wait for the action to start back up.
by SDRyan June 12, 2006
Get the soccer mug.lots of people say soccer is harder than american football because you are constantly moving... how many times do you see a soccer player tackled by a 6'5 300 pound guy and get right back up? if soccer takes so much more work, why arent soccer players built like football players; constantly in the weight room? soccer players may be fast, but they aren't running 4.3 40 yard dashes.
Soccer douche: soccer is so much harder than american football
football player: *knocks soccer player on ground*
soccer douche: shit call my mom and bring the mini van and some ice
football player: *knocks soccer player on ground*
soccer douche: shit call my mom and bring the mini van and some ice
by Not a soccer fag April 30, 2009
Get the soccer mug.They're are the reason for car crashes , global warming , teenyboppers , frat boys/girls , they mostly stay at home waiting to pick up their "angels" for what dumbass activity their brats are doing , or annoying the crap out some sane person , or causing car wrecks in the air-polluting SUVs , they hate anything that is non Christian (despite being spawns of Satan) , internet , freedom , minorities , anything that will "corrupt" their "precious little angels" , they keep their children away from anything that will make them individual. They also hate gamers and anime fans
Me : *Listening to Melanie Martinez*
Soccer Mom: HEY ! YOUNG LADY QUIT LISTENING TO THAT SATANIC GARAGE YOUR LISTENING TO , YOU ARE CORRUPTING MY BABY
Soccer Mom's kid : *smoking weed behind his mother's back*
Me : You're not my mom
Soccer Mom: THEN I'M GONNA TELL HER
Me : Fine
Soccer Bitch tell my mom
Soccer Mom : Hey your child is listening to this Melanie Martinez
My Mom : So what ?
Soccer Mom: WTF ! YOU SHOULD PUNISH HER FOR LISTENING TO THE DEVIL'S MUSIC
My Mom : *walks away from crazy Soccer Mom *
My Mom: Don't worry *insert name* , hopefully she and her brat will die in a car wreck
And this why soccer moms are pure evil
Soccer Mom: HEY ! YOUNG LADY QUIT LISTENING TO THAT SATANIC GARAGE YOUR LISTENING TO , YOU ARE CORRUPTING MY BABY
Soccer Mom's kid : *smoking weed behind his mother's back*
Me : You're not my mom
Soccer Mom: THEN I'M GONNA TELL HER
Me : Fine
Soccer Bitch tell my mom
Soccer Mom : Hey your child is listening to this Melanie Martinez
My Mom : So what ?
Soccer Mom: WTF ! YOU SHOULD PUNISH HER FOR LISTENING TO THE DEVIL'S MUSIC
My Mom : *walks away from crazy Soccer Mom *
My Mom: Don't worry *insert name* , hopefully she and her brat will die in a car wreck
And this why soccer moms are pure evil
by ThatOneTweenLoner August 12, 2017
Get the Soccer Moms mug.A concept difficult for most Americans to understand, happens when two sports teams play a game and it finishes with both sides having the same number of points. In the case of soccer, one point is awarded to each of the teams if they are in a league. This means there is no winner, something that Americans struggle to deal with, that's why they call soccer "sissyball", and have a trash team and league. They also fail to acknowledge that it's the most popular and most played sport on the planet.
They prefer other "more real" sports like American football and Baseball (aka sports that are barely played outside of the US and that aren't in the Olympics, so their teams call themselves 'World Champions' without even playing a single game against a non-US (or Canadian) team)
They prefer other "more real" sports like American football and Baseball (aka sports that are barely played outside of the US and that aren't in the Olympics, so their teams call themselves 'World Champions' without even playing a single game against a non-US (or Canadian) team)
me- Hey, did you watch the game between Real Madrid and Barcelona yesterday? They played really well!
brad (average american)- No, I don't watch mexican sports. What sport even is that?
me- Those teams are actually from Spain, and the sport is football, I mean 'soccer'.
brad- Oh, you mean sissyball! Nah, I don't watch that bullsh*t. How did that sh*t game go though?
me- It was a 2-2 soccer tie.
brad- Tie? (has small mental overload) That's bullsh*t! And they only scored four times in the entire game?!
brad (average american)- No, I don't watch mexican sports. What sport even is that?
me- Those teams are actually from Spain, and the sport is football, I mean 'soccer'.
brad- Oh, you mean sissyball! Nah, I don't watch that bullsh*t. How did that sh*t game go though?
me- It was a 2-2 soccer tie.
brad- Tie? (has small mental overload) That's bullsh*t! And they only scored four times in the entire game?!
by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019
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