Sobernose

(noun) a person who does not take part in the act of smoking marijuana. This person is designated the title "sobernose" because he is better able to detect the scent released by the marijuana.

"I asked the sobernose if it smells like...like skunk and smoke...or some shit....like that. Good ish, dude."

by chocotocofatmom673 September 8, 2011

Sobresity

The act of being too sober. Occasionily to the point of being dangerous but generally being lame.

"Dude, you just ran over that kid!"
'Or did the kid run over me....?'
"Bro, you're suffering from sobresity. It's a problem. You need to get drunk and drive thru that playground again"

by Pikachu The Pimp July 8, 2012

sober sully

When a male friend decides he decides to poop on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption.

Friend 1 - My vag hurts and I dont want to drink
Friend 2- GODDAM IT STOP BEING A SOBER SULLY

by DickSmash McIroncawk November 12, 2012

Soberitus

A disease caused by not consuming enough alcohol

"The last time I got drunk was like 2 weeks ago!!" "Oh dear! I think you need to go to the doctors.. It sounds like you have soberitus!!"

by WillandClaire February 1, 2013

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

soberwhelming

something that is overwhelming to do unless you're drunk or high.

Family get togethers are soberwhelming.

by natzacaar December 27, 2013

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014