Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.

The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.

by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024

Smooth Dude

A slick, cool, or impressive masculine figure.

Man: “That guy Austin’s a smooth dude with smooth moves”

by Kevin Worldzowsken September 12, 2025

smooth skin mcgee

a sexist

smooth skin mcgee is evil

by Li´l child March 8, 2019

Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.

Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

Smooth Brain

The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.

"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."

by Imagine Being Smooth Brained June 12, 2022

Smooth tinder

The fuck. You really gonna come this far and not swipe right??

Smooth tinder

by Jammer44 October 29, 2020

smooth moves

The actions of a smooth dude that contribute to his smoothness.

Man 1: "Hey check out that Austin over there"
Man 2: "Oh yeah, he's a smooth dude"
Man 1: "Yeah he's using his smooth moves on that chick"

by Kevin Worldzowsken September 22, 2025